The Theocracy of FliffleVille is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Sarah Swamp with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, feral children, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.657 billion Fliffles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FliffleTopia. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving FliffleVillean economy, worth 662 trillion Blessings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,521 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, cops in FliffleTopia spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown. FliffleVille's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flifflism.

FliffleVille is ranked 38,389^th in the world and 1^st in The Under Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 18.66 average smiles per day.