The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.749 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 49,214 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,151,233 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 987^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctica for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,631.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.