Most Patriotic: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Secular: 8th
The Morally Questionable People of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flibblers

Population32.072 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.072 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,990 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 560,948 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, students do more community service than homework, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 247,365th in the world and 42nd in Antarctica for Safest, scoring 1.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Secular: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Governments: 13thLongest Average Lifespans: 16thSmartest Citizens: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 21stLargest Black Market: 25thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30thMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 74thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100thHighest Economic Output: 113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127thLargest Mining Sector: 175thHighest Average Incomes: 201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 280thMost Advanced Public Education: 286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 427thHighest Poor Incomes: 577thMost Stationary: 1,438thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,062ndLargest Populations: 2,118thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,118thMost Inclusive: 5,684thRudest Citizens: 6,057thMost Influential: 7,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,085thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,946thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,137thMost Conservative: 18,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,750th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.

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