The Empire of Flaxanya is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sanko with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.988 billion Flaxanyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaxie City. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The thriving Flaxanyan economy, worth 654 trillion Dảxlamic marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,793 Dảxlamic marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flaxanya's national animal is the killer whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Aetherianism.

Flaxanya is ranked 4,045^th in the world and 3^rd in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,866.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.