The Kingdom of Flan de Coco is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.515 billion Flan de Cocoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The thriving Flan de Cocoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Postre Ticoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,896 Postre Ticoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, Flan de Cocoan dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flan de Coco's national animal is the Tico, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flan de Coco is ranked 248,167^th in the world and 75^th in House Elegarth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.