The Federation of Flameshitters is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pete Boner with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.179 billion Flameshittersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Placard de Caca. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flameshittersian economy, worth 809 trillion weeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,339 weeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the right to counsel goes both ways, and a flying elephant and Prime Minister Pete Boner share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Flameshitters's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flameshitters is ranked 14,749^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Suckassington TWO for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,113.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.