The Should've kept thorns of Flameport 15 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mai with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.419 billion Flameporters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flameport. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The thriving Flameporte economy, worth 273 trillion fire crystals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,796 fire crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Flameporter can expect a strongly worded letter, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flameport 15's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unism.

Flameport 15 is ranked 7,503^rd in the world and 1^st in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.