The Terrible Swift Sword of Flak2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.883 billion Flak2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The strong Flak2ian economy, worth 901 trillion $$s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,803 $$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 99,218 per year while the poor average 9,734, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Flak2's national animal is the Death's head hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flak2 is ranked 237,192^nd in the world and 1^st in Marxism Leninism for Most Politically Free, scoring 31.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.