The Protectorate of FK-1 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.278 billion FK-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The strong FK-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,875 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FK-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FK-1 is ranked 87,042^nd in the world and 1^st in Florida Keys for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,133.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.