The Holy Blue Republic of Fixation is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.213 billion Fixationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Fixationian economy, worth 387 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,341 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Emperor Wuff's office's janitor is heating up, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Fixation's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Fixation is ranked 246,331^st in the world and 37^th in Disney World for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.