The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.55 billion Buttonmashers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardian Cavemen. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The strong Hamfisted economy, worth 356 trillion victories a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,154 victories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fist of Jon Blackwolf has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, cars have been banned, Defender Moralism has been named as Fist of Jon Blackwolf's national religion, and baiting is a national sport. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fist of Jon Blackwolf's national animal is the black wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Fist of Jon Blackwolf is ranked 108,510^th in the world and 182^nd in The Bobcat Nation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.29 percentage of bribes refused.