The First realm ruler of Firstbourne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Faith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.63 billion Firstbourneans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Den. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Firstbournean economy, worth 243 trillion Bone Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 66,879 Bone Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstbourne's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Draconic Creation.

Firstbourne is ranked 8,837^th in the world and 1^st in Realm of oni and dragons for Rudest Citizens, with 122.28 insults per minute.