The Republic of First Utopia is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.465 billion First Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The First Utopian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Happinesses a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,165 Happinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Utopia's national animal is the Penguin.

First Utopia is ranked 153,098^th in the world and 548^th in Concord for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.