The Republic of First of His Name is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.019 billion First of His Nameans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong First of His Namean economy, worth 99.3 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,189 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,028 per year while the poor average 3,083, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. First of His Name's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

First of His Name is ranked 314,524^th in the world and 53^rd in Town of Salem for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.