The Colony of First Caribbean is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.765 billion First Caribbeanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The strong First Caribbeanian economy, worth 149 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,160 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is relatively low. First Caribbean's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

First Caribbean is ranked 261,832^nd in the world and 1^st in The Cayman Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.