The Republic of First Aid Guy is a fledgling, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5 million First Aid Guyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case First Aid Guyian economy, worth 37.3 billion Bandages a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 7,452 Bandages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Aid Guy's national animal is the Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

First Aid Guy is ranked 316,394^th in the world and 156^th in Sertia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 0.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.