The Federation of Fireactu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Lemons with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.972 billion Fireactuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Aurora. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fireactuan economy, worth 161 trillion Strontium-90s a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,664 Strontium-90s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black gold is looking more brown these days, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Fireactu's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narcoticism.

Fireactu is ranked 113,750^th in the world and 56^th in Estalcia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,687.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.