The Federation of Fireactu is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Lemons with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.093 billion Fireactuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Aurora. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fireactuan economy, worth 175 trillion Strontium-90s a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,689 Strontium-90s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Sir Lemons's wardrobe, Fireactu's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown. Fireactu's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narcoticism.

Fireactu is ranked 7,866^th in the world and 4^th in Estalcia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.99 on the Kitten Softness Rating.