The Rejuvenation of Fire Quartz Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical population of 7.903 billion Fire Quartz Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fire Quartz Junimosian economy, worth 706 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,314 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Fire Quartz Junimosian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire Quartz Junimos's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fire Quartz Junimos is ranked 167,389^th in the world and 17^th in Modorra for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.