The Grand Duchy of Finnicia is a small, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The devout population of 36 million Finnicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The Finnician economy, worth 1.94 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,832 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and the government spends millions of Markkaa every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnicia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Finnicia is ranked 214,800^th in the world and 220^th in The Sacred Elite for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 percentage of bribes refused.