The City with special status of Finnestamia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hilja Annikki with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.047 billion Finnestamialaisets are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Järvetnoki. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnestamian economy, worth 828 trillion Troccoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,934 Troccoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in Finnestamia are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnestamia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Finnestamia is ranked 43,661^st in the world and 6^th in Union of Conlang Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,239.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.