
| Population | 25.149 billion |
| Capital | Naboo |
| Leader | Bert Finmany the XV |
| Faith | rileyism |
| Currency | Finmarks |
| Animal | Dogs |
The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 25.149 billion Finmanyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,770 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,673 Finmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Finmany, and everything stops come summertime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.
Finmany is ranked 304,049th in the world and 58th in Christmas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -608.88 on the Hayek Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Finmany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Finmany, everything stops come summertime.
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Finmany, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Finmany.
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Finmany, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
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Finmany was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Finmany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Finmany, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
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Finmany, protestors are soaking piles of Finmarks in blood to make a point about government incomes.
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Finmany, Finmanyian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
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Finmany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.




































































