The Republic of Finlyandiya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sanna Mirella with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.228 billion Finlyandiyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Finlyandiyan economy, worth 198 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,603 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, Sanna Mirella has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is relatively low. Finlyandiya's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is The Evangelical Lutheran Church.

Finlyandiya is ranked 15,927^th in the world and 111^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,052.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.