The Free Land of Finglas is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.657 billion Finglasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The strong Finglasian economy, worth 302 trillion Leafcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,434 Leafcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, swings are banned for being a danger to children, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finglas's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Finglas is ranked 191,667^th in the world and 16^th in Ennor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.48 law-abiding acts per hour.