The Free Land of Finea is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 523 million Fineans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Environment, although Defense, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of York New City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Finean economy, worth 39.5 trillion Eagle-marked Silver Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,504 Eagle-marked Silver Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,021 per year while the poor average 17,655, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, sick days are on the rise, Max Barry is this year's Miss Finea, and the Finean government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Finea's national animal is the stoat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Finea is ranked 295,635^th in the world and 3^rd in Fianmeri for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.