The Jingoistic States of Finalized Iron Jugulis is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.019 billion Jugulis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Finalized One economy, worth 167 trillion Iron Fists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,766 Iron Fists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, and overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finalized Iron Jugulis's national animal is the Dragon Bot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Finalized Iron Jugulis is ranked 40,966th in the world and 28th in Shin Godzilla for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,237.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Finalized Iron Jugulis, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in
Finalized Iron Jugulis, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.
- : Following new legislation in
Finalized Iron Jugulis, thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food.
- : Following new legislation in
Finalized Iron Jugulis, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis relocated from A Golden Hell to Shin Godzilla.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis relocated from Shin Godzilla to A Golden Hell.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis, the government is reining in public spending.
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Finalized Iron Jugulis, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

























