
| Population | 8.541 billion |
| Capital | Squre |
| Leader | Moogle |
| Faith | Crystals |
| Currency | peso |
| Animal | porpoise |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 7 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.541 billion Final Fantasy 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squre. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.
The powerhouse Final Fantasy 7ian economy, worth 715 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 83,765 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 7's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 7 is ranked 294,484th in the world and 27th in Square Enix for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
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Final Fantasy 7, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
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Final Fantasy 7, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
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Final Fantasy 7, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
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Final Fantasy 7, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
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Final Fantasy 7, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
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Final Fantasy 7, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
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Final Fantasy 7, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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Final Fantasy 7, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
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Final Fantasy 7, chipped paint can see a building condemned.
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Final Fantasy 7, political activists are routinely executed.














