
| Population | 8.912 billion |
| Capital | Square |
| Leader | Moogle |
| Faith | Crystals |
| Currency | pound |
| Animal | dove |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 5 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.912 billion Final Fantasy 5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 5ian economy, worth 923 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 103,651 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers get their license without taking the test, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 5's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 5 is ranked 28,353rd in the world and 1st in Square Enix for Highest Poor Incomes, with 77,466.78 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Final Fantasy 5's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
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Final Fantasy 5, all facts are created equal.
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Final Fantasy 5, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
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Final Fantasy 5, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
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Final Fantasy 5, teenagers get their license without taking the test.
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Final Fantasy 5, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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Final Fantasy 5, police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food".
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Final Fantasy 5, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
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Final Fantasy 5, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
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Final Fantasy 5, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.














