The Ideological Hyperpower of Final Atomic Union is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Ouroboros with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.397 billion Atomic Unionists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschermittwoch. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atomic Unitarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,522 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five year olds are carried away after losing angler fishball games, the value of the mark is directly tied to the strength of the previous hurricane season, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Atomic Union's national animal is the angler fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solicaelic Baptism.

Final Atomic Union is ranked 12,667^th in the world and 1^st in The Final Atomic Union for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 28,311.77 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.