The Jingoistic States of Fin Foraopia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.641 billion Fin Foraopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fin Foraopian economy, worth 193 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,018 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and scientists take credit every time it rains in Concord. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fin Foraopia's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fin Foraopia is ranked 312,884^th in the world and 1,120^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.