The Free Land of Fimbrethil is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.419 billion Fimbrethilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The strong Fimbrethilian economy, worth 371 trillion Dirts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,175 Dirts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Fimbrethilians. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fimbrethil's national animal is the Huorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fimbrethil is ranked 178,641^st in the world and 12^th in Ennor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.57 law-abiding acts per hour.