The Jingoistic States of Filmtecknarnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Man in Charge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.147 billion Filmtecknarnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odell. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filmtecknarnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,335 trillion Filmtecknarnian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,515 Filmtecknarnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of The Man in Charge bullying an old man to the point of tears, Filmtecknarnian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filmtecknarnia's national animal is the Yellow-backed Duiker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Filmtecknarnia is ranked 66,768^th in the world and 1^st in The Speculative Evolution Territories for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,558.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.