The Incorporated States of Film Actor Guild is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Alec Baldwin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.945 billion Film Actor Guildians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kim Jong-Il Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The powerhouse Film Actor Guildian economy, worth 721 trillion Films a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,650 Films, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,431 per year while the poor average 6,710, a ratio of 69.2 to 1.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Film Actor Guild, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Film Actor Guild's national animal is the Kim Jong-il, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Team America The World Police.

Film Actor Guild is ranked 15,741^st in the world and 1^st in Port Elizabeth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 75,005.09 Standard Monetary Units.