The Protectorate of Fiji DPR is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 544 million Fiji DPRians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.
The powerhouse Fiji DPRian economy, worth 30.4 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,906 4th Edition Trench Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,859 per year while the poor average 9,302, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.
Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, eminent domain has been abolished, mourners at funerals are ticketed for trespassing, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fiji DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fiji DPR is ranked 285,572nd in the world and 12th in New Region oasis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 83.55 percentage of bribes refused.
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Fiji DPR, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
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Fiji DPR, mourners at funerals are ticketed for trespassing.
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Fiji DPR, eminent domain has been abolished.
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Fiji DPR, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
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Fiji DPR, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
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Fiji DPR was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Fiji DPR, historical fiction has been banned.
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Fiji DPR, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink.
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Fiji DPR, baiting is a national sport.
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Fiji DPR, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.














