The Dedication of Fighting Crime is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 857 million Fighting Crimeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City that fights crime. The average income tax rate is 6.4%.

The thriving Fighting Crimean economy, worth 62.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,905 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Fighting Crimean weed picker are way up, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and Fighting Crime has designated City that fights crime as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Fighting Crime's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Crime is ranked 267,049^th in the world and 5,151^st in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 647.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.