The Fearless Marauders of Fiery Midnight is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Commander Beast with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.021 billion Warrior of Midnights are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Hidden Halls of Bob. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The strong Midnightese economy, worth 955 trillion donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,484 donuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,729 per year while the poor average 12,753, a ratio of 25.6 to 1.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Fiery Midnight's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Fiery Midnight is ranked 35,352^nd in the world and 1^st in Unicorn for Most Secular, with 29.68 Atheism Rate.