The Empire of Fiery Hell Holean Embassy is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.832 billion Fiery Hell Holeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Fiery Hell Holean Embassyian economy, worth 116 trillion Schitt Stains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,793 Schitt Stains, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,438 per year while the poor average 4,522, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, one does not simply walk into the tundra, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and Fiery Hell Holean Embassy has designated Fiery Hell Holean Embassy City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fiery Hell Holean Embassy's national animal is the Scraggly parking lot bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fiery Hell Holean Embassy is ranked 119,318^th in the world and 3^rd in Project Casino for Highest Average Incomes, with 63,793.19 Standard Monetary Units.