The Vast Empire of Fiery Hell Hole is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Charles Biggus the thruster with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.088 billion Fiery Hell Holeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schitting. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fiery Hell Holean economy, worth 752 trillion schitt stains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,738 schitt stains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,340 per year while the poor average 15,762, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

You can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiery Hell Hole's national animal is the Scraggly parking lot bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is hail to the GREAT THRUSTER.

Fiery Hell Hole is ranked 299,170^th in the world and 29^th in The Great Power for Least Corrupt Governments, with 40.74 percentage of bribes refused.