The Queendom of Fien V is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 11.115 billion Fienians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Fien Vian economy, worth 358 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,199 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fien V's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fien V is ranked 230,231^st in the world and 2^nd in Area 51 for Rudest Citizens, with 32.31 insults per minute.