The Lunar Kingdom of Fhluzlhaun is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Plutonia Shadowlight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.01 billion Fhluzlhaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pluto. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhluzlhaunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,039 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 337,379 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fhluzlhaun's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Fhluzlhaun is ranked 1,666^th in the world and 36^th in Lunaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.9 law-abiding acts per hour.