The Queendom of FFNF Gloire is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.591 billion FFNF Gloireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The FFNF Gloirean economy, worth 192 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,803 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, FFNF Gloirean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, FFNF Gloire successfully hosted the Arbelough Olympics, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FFNF Gloire's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FFNF Gloire is ranked 108,112^th in the world and 5^th in Arbelough for Rudest Citizens, with 51.83 insults per minute.