The Grand Duchy of FFNF Duquesne is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.421 billion FFNF Duquesneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FFNF Duquesnean economy, worth 175 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,647 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FFNF Duquesne's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FFNF Duquesne is ranked 148,866^th in the world and 8^th in Arbelough for Largest Populations, with 4.42 billion capita.