The Empire of FF Zork is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 16 million FF Zorkians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong FF Zorkian economy, worth 914 billion pounds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,179 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,671 per year while the poor average 14,508, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF Zork's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FF Zork is ranked 9,276^th in the world and 1^st in Third Position and Right Wing Militants for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,923.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.