The Empire of FF Die Welt is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 325 million FF Die Weltians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The very strong FF Die Weltian economy, worth 19.1 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,830 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,716 per year while the poor average 14,927, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF Die Welt's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FF Die Welt is ranked 277,569^th in the world and 1^st in Die Welt for Smartest Citizens, with 17.54 quips per hour.