The Empire of FF Barnon is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 36 million FF Barnonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong FF Barnonian economy, worth 2.36 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,440 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,906 per year while the poor average 16,604, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FF Barnon's national animal is the crocodile.

FF Barnon is ranked 163,647^th in the world and 1^st in Barnon Fascist Army for Most Secular, with 17.16 Atheism Rate.