The Empire of Ferstivilanker is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working population of 1.106 billion Ferstivilankerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Ferstivilankerian economy, worth 66.0 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,704 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,716 per year while the poor average 13,366, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ferstivilanker's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ferstivilanker is ranked 229,822^nd in the world and 1^st in chai for Smartest Citizens, with 22.82 quips per hour.