Rudest Citizens: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 42nd
The Coadunate Member State of
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Ferret Civilization

Population13.063 billion

CapitalHaven
LeaderHappyBard
FaithTheism

CurrencyDation
AnimalLivestock

The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.063 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth a remarkable 5,659 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 433,235 Dations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,852,703 per year while the poor average 25,577, a ratio of 111 to 1.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 42nd in the world and 1st in Weyard for Most Armed, with 94.57 weapons per person.

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Rudest Citizens: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thFattest Citizens: 73rdMost Avoided: 77thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87thLargest Retail Industry: 132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 190thMost Rebellious Youth: 207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 274thLargest Mining Sector: 351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 500thHighest Average Incomes: 612thLargest Insurance Industry: 769thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 876thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 952ndHighest Drug Use: 1,091stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,288thMost Extreme: 1,308thMost Politically Free: 1,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,660thMost Pro-Market: 1,681stHighest Economic Output: 1,790thMost Secular: 2,152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,304thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,497thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,145thMost Efficient Economies: 4,278thSmartest Citizens: 4,581stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,226thNudest: 8,874thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,258thLargest Populations: 23,689th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in HappyBard's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.

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