The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.564 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth a remarkable 8,601 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 463,352 Dations, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,952,218 per year while the poor average 29,968, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 151^st in the world and 1^st in Warzone Sandbox for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 463,352.6 Standard Monetary Units.