Rudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 43rdMost Armed: 44th
The Coadunate Member State of
Anarchy
Make it up as I go.
HappyBard
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Ferret Civilization

Population12.327 billion

CapitalHaven
LeaderHappyBard
FaithTheism

CurrencyDation
AnimalLivestock

The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.327 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth a remarkable 5,297 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 429,730 Dations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,807,513 per year while the poor average 25,940, a ratio of 108 to 1.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and HappyBard has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 44th in the world and 1st in Weyard for Most Armed, with 91 Weapons Per Person.

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Rudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 43rdMost Armed: 44thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thFattest Citizens: 77thMost Avoided: 82ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 88thLargest Retail Industry: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 274thLargest Mining Sector: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 525thHighest Average Incomes: 602ndLargest Insurance Industry: 798thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 857thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 946thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,087thHighest Drug Use: 1,112thMost Extreme: 1,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,546thMost Politically Free: 1,631stMost Pro-Market: 1,762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,978thTop
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Most Secular: 2,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,521stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,715thMost Efficient Economies: 4,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,185thSmartest Citizens: 4,452ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,519thNudest: 9,234thTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,369th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, HappyBard has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Ferret Civilization's influence in Weyard rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferret Civilization, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.

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