The Matriarchy of Femocracia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Valentina with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.633 billion Femocracians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The thriving Femocracian economy, worth 161 trillion Doms a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,264 Doms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Femocracia City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Femocracia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Femocracia is ranked 303,223^rd in the world and 3^rd in Matriarch Alliance for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.