The Protectorate of Femkerque is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.051 billion Femkerqueans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Femkerquean economy, worth 429 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,281 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,783 per year while the poor average 10,338, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and colonial subjects have Femkerquean culture shoved down their throats. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Femkerque's national animal is the kiwi.

Femkerque is ranked 224,931^st in the world and 3^rd in Revantia for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.