The Screaming Liver of Female Zeruertzan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Croque Diamondface with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The democratic population of 1.565 billion Female Zeruertzanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durin. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Female Zeruertzanian economy, worth 32.7 trillion ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,898 ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and Female Zeruertzan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Female Zeruertzan's national animal is the Durin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Female Zeruertzan is ranked 147,357^th in the world and 7^th in Durin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.24 law-abiding acts per hour.