The Queendom of Female Siestan is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 202 million Female Siestanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The strong Female Siestanian economy, worth 9.33 trillion Columbian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,177 Columbian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, military spending is on the increase, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Female Siestan's national animal is the Feline, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Female Siestan is ranked 75,645^th in the world and 3^rd in Siesta for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.