The Queen's State of Feldmore is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 35.632 billion Feldmoreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The very strong Feldmorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,268 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feldmore's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Feldmore is ranked 123,159^th in the world and 279^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.